How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Chrissy is funny.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Leave her alone...

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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