what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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