-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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