What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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