Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Not Steve Jobs

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Anti Joke

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