Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Take off your shoes.

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