- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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