why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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