Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Spread the net.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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porn-hub

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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