My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Matt is not funny.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Fox News.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

I can Nazi

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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