- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

what do u call a black man a black man

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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