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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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