What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Dogs

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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