I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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penis

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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