Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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one morning i turned on my tv

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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