Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Vagina cream... end of story

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why? Why not?

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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