whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A gay man watches football.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

roses are red violets are blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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