- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

roses are red violets are blue

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

hi mom

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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