A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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