- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What's 9+10? 19.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

anus

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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