- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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