Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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derp

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your no better than a cockroach

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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