Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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