Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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