what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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y u no like me joke?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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