- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Miscarriages.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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