- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Knock knock Shut up

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Cleveland winning something

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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