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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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