What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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