- Anti Joke

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

your mom

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the woman?

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.