- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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