Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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black people

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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