So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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