- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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