What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Your mom.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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