What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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