- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Who is John Galt?

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

whats worse than school? Summer school

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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