- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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