Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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david weres the slug gone

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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