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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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