- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

poopy is poopy

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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