A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops