1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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