-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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