- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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