- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you call a black man? A person

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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