- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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