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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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