A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Obama

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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