- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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