- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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