What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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