Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why do mexicans get made fun of

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What is the name of the car? What

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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