What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Buzi vagy!

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Jellybeans

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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