Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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