What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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a man makes a bad joke

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Asians

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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hi bye

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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