- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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