My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

PICKLES

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

nice tits.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

Koalas mum is a slut

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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