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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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