- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

my mind's eye?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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