- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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