Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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