What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Continents are large islands.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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