Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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